Nasty Bug
Every night, Harold would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the...
View ArticleThe Dog that takes you into the Bar
Two men are walking their dogs (a doberman and a chihuahua) when they say to each other "I'm thirsty." They see a nearby bar and walk up to it. Unfortunately, there was a sign on the door that said NO...
View ArticleThe Economy is so Bad…
1. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 2. I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?” 3. CEOs are now playing miniature golf. 4....
View ArticleMy 1st Day of Employment
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day…. About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman...
View ArticleHow to get into Heaven
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all...
View Article50 Things you would never know if it weren’t for TV!
1. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear, preferably carrying candles which will be blown out by the slightest draft. 2. If...
View ArticleMICROSOFT VERSUS APPLE
Three Apple engineers and three Microsoft employees are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Microsoft employees each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple engineers buy...
View ArticleMICROSOFT VERSUS GENERAL MOTORS
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we...
View Article20 Unchangeable Rules in ANY OFFICE
1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right. 2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1. 3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions. 4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The...
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